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crown_of_antlers) wrote2024-03-14 09:49 am
crown_of_antlers) wrote2024-03-14 09:49 am
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The Unicorn Returned
In the middle of the night, when everyone except the cats was sleeping, the unicorn returned...and once again got stuck on the fence. Instead of doing a reset I went into Build mode and temporarily took down the fence, went into live mode so the unicorn could move away, then put the fence back up.
The unicorn went and drank from the pond, tasted the salt-lick, then played with one of the horse balls. Holly and Ivy, the only ones who were awake, both went out and sniffed noses with the unicorn before going back into the house like the visitor was no big deal.
Based on some research I just did, unicorns are attracted to homes that already have a number of pets, especially happy ones who have had a lot of wishes fulfilled. I guess that explains why a unicorn has started spawning on the lot. I'm not sure I trust him, though. Quite a few videos I've watched have shown unicorns spontaneously setting objects on fire.
Anyway, the news:
"By the bloody Builder, that nerd will pay for this!" Master Neloth was heard screaming after a Step Right Up Pedestal Sink blew up in his face. Local nerd Ashara Dagoth was unavailable for comment, but was having trouble wiping a rather large grin from her face.
(The feud continues)
Local roughneck Master Neloth was reported terrorizing another hapless victim. This time it was Saje Eldros who suffered the attack. After recovering, Saje said, "I never knew what hit me. Then I was told it was Neloth."
(It's like Neloth WANTS Ashara to keep causing his household appliances to blow up.)
"Yes, officer, the deed to New Ascadia's Police and Military is officially in my name. I am aghast to think that you believe me capable of stealing! Truly aghast," grinned Vemyn Dagoth.
(This place is doomed.)
The local Loon's gang has been joking and musing amongst themselves, with Crassius Curio and Odros Dagoth hitting it off just dandy.
(Just don't start setting up Naked Neloth statues in the park. There are children in the neighborhood.)
Yanna and Nalarya had some heated words on the street recently in regards to who the local casanova loves more. "Love me more!" "No, me!" "ME!" Apparently this childish display continued for quite some time.
(You're both idiots.)
Yanna sure has some sticky fingers. A Hanging Pot Rack worth $90 simoleons went missing from Nalcarya's home only to be rediscovered later at a local shop. "We don't have any evidence, but I'm sure it was Yanna!"
(And another feud continues.)
"I lost $1,838 simoleons! Did you not hear me the first time? $1,838 simoleons! The Robin is going to pay for this, somehow..." Shakes Her Spear is understandably miffed, and the Robin should be worried, whomever he may be.
(I'm sure your money went to a good cause.)
Thorinor Jackle-Thorn is denying all knowledge of how $2000 simoleons ended up in Likes His Mead's bank account. Likes His Mead is confident though that the Robin is behind the generosity.
(There, ya see? Shakes' money went to a good cause; helping to pay her former house-mate's bills.)
The unicorn went and drank from the pond, tasted the salt-lick, then played with one of the horse balls. Holly and Ivy, the only ones who were awake, both went out and sniffed noses with the unicorn before going back into the house like the visitor was no big deal.
Based on some research I just did, unicorns are attracted to homes that already have a number of pets, especially happy ones who have had a lot of wishes fulfilled. I guess that explains why a unicorn has started spawning on the lot. I'm not sure I trust him, though. Quite a few videos I've watched have shown unicorns spontaneously setting objects on fire.
Anyway, the news:
"By the bloody Builder, that nerd will pay for this!" Master Neloth was heard screaming after a Step Right Up Pedestal Sink blew up in his face. Local nerd Ashara Dagoth was unavailable for comment, but was having trouble wiping a rather large grin from her face.
(The feud continues)
Local roughneck Master Neloth was reported terrorizing another hapless victim. This time it was Saje Eldros who suffered the attack. After recovering, Saje said, "I never knew what hit me. Then I was told it was Neloth."
(It's like Neloth WANTS Ashara to keep causing his household appliances to blow up.)
"Yes, officer, the deed to New Ascadia's Police and Military is officially in my name. I am aghast to think that you believe me capable of stealing! Truly aghast," grinned Vemyn Dagoth.
(This place is doomed.)
The local Loon's gang has been joking and musing amongst themselves, with Crassius Curio and Odros Dagoth hitting it off just dandy.
(Just don't start setting up Naked Neloth statues in the park. There are children in the neighborhood.)
Yanna and Nalarya had some heated words on the street recently in regards to who the local casanova loves more. "Love me more!" "No, me!" "ME!" Apparently this childish display continued for quite some time.
(You're both idiots.)
Yanna sure has some sticky fingers. A Hanging Pot Rack worth $90 simoleons went missing from Nalcarya's home only to be rediscovered later at a local shop. "We don't have any evidence, but I'm sure it was Yanna!"
(And another feud continues.)
"I lost $1,838 simoleons! Did you not hear me the first time? $1,838 simoleons! The Robin is going to pay for this, somehow..." Shakes Her Spear is understandably miffed, and the Robin should be worried, whomever he may be.
(I'm sure your money went to a good cause.)
Thorinor Jackle-Thorn is denying all knowledge of how $2000 simoleons ended up in Likes His Mead's bank account. Likes His Mead is confident though that the Robin is behind the generosity.
(There, ya see? Shakes' money went to a good cause; helping to pay her former house-mate's bills.)