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crown_of_antlers) wrote2024-04-14 01:00 pm
crown_of_antlers) wrote2024-04-14 01:00 pm
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Autumn Comes to New Ascadia
With the first day of the autumn season comes a kidnapping. Or perhaps I should say, a puppy-napping. And unfortunately I don't mean a puppy taking a nap. But first a bit of news.
After being seen with Yanna Swift Leaf, Tanor the Sleaze had this to say; "I hope she is happy with the way I am, because being a gigolo is a calling of mine, and I don't intend to change."
(Yanna, you are the dumbest person in the valley! Even Morgana and Erandre have more sense than you! You've gone from one philanderer to another and will once again be stomping around in anger over being cheated on. By the way, have you changed your baby's diaper or given her a bottle yet, or is Constance still looking after your daughter? I wish I had thought to give you an NRaas tube-tying before you brought an innocent little baby into the world.)
Yanna Swift Leaf found herself in the hospital recently after being electrocuted by an uncooperative I'm So Fluffy. "Obvious I'm just not handy enough. Need to work on that, I guess."
(What the heck is an "I'm So Fluffy"?)
Master Neloth was up in arms recently over the extracurricular activities of a certain Tanor the Sleaze. It appears the gigolo has been reported to be flaunting his prowess, and some sims just can't handle it.
(I find it difficult to believe that Master Neloth is jealous of a Bosmer named Tanor the Sleaze.)
"I thought maybe I would be able to stand up to the scum and villainy in this town, and what happens? They sent Grandpa le Hex over to my house and he smashed my Talle Chair!" Master Aryon has apparently learned his lesson: Pay the protection fees, or get busted up!
(Aryon, Aryc, and the others need to put a posse together and deal with the Kingpin and Thug factions once and for all.)
Now for the puppy-napping. While Aeronwen and Neldor were seeing a show at the theater, I was in map view to see what the other characters were doing. That was when I saw the tags for Gilvoth and Odros' puppy Waggles heading toward the Lot for All Seasons which I have placed on the eastern side of the river and slightly southeast of the theater. Curious as to what Gilvoth was doing with Waggles, I zoomed in.
I immediately got the feeling that Gilvoth was up to no good.
The festival lot was between festivals at the time so the place was deserted. Gilvoth set the puppy down, said something harsh to it, then got on his bike and rode away, leaving the puppy behind.
Damn it, Gilvoth! We've all known for years that you're not exactly a nice mer, but this was low even for you! At the very least you could have left waggles at the Dogwood Shed Park across the road where Waggles would have been able to find food and shelter before attempting the long walk home on his little legs! I hope Odros gives you several hard smacks upside the head when he discovers that you abandoned his puppy in the wilderness!
After being seen with Yanna Swift Leaf, Tanor the Sleaze had this to say; "I hope she is happy with the way I am, because being a gigolo is a calling of mine, and I don't intend to change."
(Yanna, you are the dumbest person in the valley! Even Morgana and Erandre have more sense than you! You've gone from one philanderer to another and will once again be stomping around in anger over being cheated on. By the way, have you changed your baby's diaper or given her a bottle yet, or is Constance still looking after your daughter? I wish I had thought to give you an NRaas tube-tying before you brought an innocent little baby into the world.)
Yanna Swift Leaf found herself in the hospital recently after being electrocuted by an uncooperative I'm So Fluffy. "Obvious I'm just not handy enough. Need to work on that, I guess."
(What the heck is an "I'm So Fluffy"?)
Master Neloth was up in arms recently over the extracurricular activities of a certain Tanor the Sleaze. It appears the gigolo has been reported to be flaunting his prowess, and some sims just can't handle it.
(I find it difficult to believe that Master Neloth is jealous of a Bosmer named Tanor the Sleaze.)
"I thought maybe I would be able to stand up to the scum and villainy in this town, and what happens? They sent Grandpa le Hex over to my house and he smashed my Talle Chair!" Master Aryon has apparently learned his lesson: Pay the protection fees, or get busted up!
(Aryon, Aryc, and the others need to put a posse together and deal with the Kingpin and Thug factions once and for all.)
Now for the puppy-napping. While Aeronwen and Neldor were seeing a show at the theater, I was in map view to see what the other characters were doing. That was when I saw the tags for Gilvoth and Odros' puppy Waggles heading toward the Lot for All Seasons which I have placed on the eastern side of the river and slightly southeast of the theater. Curious as to what Gilvoth was doing with Waggles, I zoomed in.
I immediately got the feeling that Gilvoth was up to no good.
The festival lot was between festivals at the time so the place was deserted. Gilvoth set the puppy down, said something harsh to it, then got on his bike and rode away, leaving the puppy behind.
Damn it, Gilvoth! We've all known for years that you're not exactly a nice mer, but this was low even for you! At the very least you could have left waggles at the Dogwood Shed Park across the road where Waggles would have been able to find food and shelter before attempting the long walk home on his little legs! I hope Odros gives you several hard smacks upside the head when he discovers that you abandoned his puppy in the wilderness!