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crown_of_antlers) wrote2024-07-15 09:14 am
crown_of_antlers) wrote2024-07-15 09:14 am
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This Place is a Circus
It never ceases to amuse me when I see how quiet and serene life is at Rosewood and then start to see the reports of the drama that's take place outside the borders of Aeronwen and Neldor's lot. As they sit on the bench among the flowers outside their home, I'm sure they are both thankful that they live in a quiet corner of the valley.
Here is the news that was broadcasted to them shortly after they finished their morning chores.
Anaril unexpectedly adopted one of the wild zebras (a black and white one). I guess he thought that his big white charger needed a companion.
Apparently Ashara Dagoth has been gleefully gloating to her fellow compatriots about a recent equipment malfunction at Godonir Black Claw's home. From what we can gather, a Harvard's Water Collection Set mysteriously self-destructed in Godonor's face.
(Good. That cruel werewolf deserved it.)
Gwendis Ravenwatch was still all a flutter after a recent tryst with the local casanova Tureynul Dagoth. Friends have noted that she talks about nothing else, and is quite free with the juicy details.
(Whether any of us want to hear them or not.)
"Oh, master, drink from me! Drink deep and be refreshed with my unworthy plasma!" Sounding like a reasonable suggestion, Verandis Ravenwatch did just that, and Merriweather Golden seemed to enjoy the attention.
(Poor Anaril. This must be so humiliating.)
"Welcome to the organization! We meet regularly to discuss the scourge of villainy in town, and to share tricks of the trade in dealing with the local menaces, and yes, we even validate parking." Larena Fernwood has joined the Helsing in the fight against evil!
(Neldor and Thorinor both immediately called Darkfell and pleaded with him not to give their baby sister any dangerous assignments.)
Darkfell was witnessed being chased around the park by a ravenous vampire. It appears that Adusa had decided to get the plasma flowing by having her prey work out prior to having lunch. "Adusa loves it when the run!"
(I'm sure Darkfell was just trying to tire Adusa out before he hit her.)
Fellow pack members Usanda Moon Leaf and Godonir Black Claw were seen howling at the moon recently, probably getting ready for a night out on the town. Watch yourselves out there, folk!
(Be sure to lock your doors. Werewolves don't need an invitation to come into your home.)
"He is simply irresistible! I feel drawn to his presence. the feeling is so intense...so exciting!" Sounds like Yanna Swift Leaf has fallen hard for the awe inspiring wonder who is Verandis Ravenwatch.
(In other words, Yanna and Merriweather will soon be getting into a knock-down, hair-pulling fight.)
In an attempt to keep a local Harpy off his case, Thorinor Jackle-Thorn recently attempted to bribe Sophelia LaChance. Sophelia took the $104 and then immediately commented that Thorinor may want to consider implants to help improve his rather unflattering figure.
(You didn't really think the bribe would work, did you, Thorinor?)
Usanda Moon Leaf and Gwendis Ravenwatch had some heated words on the street recently in regards to whom the local casanova loves more. "Loves me!" "No, me!" "ME!" Apparently this childish display continued for quite some time.
(So a werewolf and a vampire are in a love triangle with a Heartwight. Just another day in Tamriel. For a moment I thought something strange was going on.)
Usanda Moon Leaf may have had her mind set on some fine Thistle-Burr dining, but after having a quick chat with her entree, Bromir was able to convince the Feral that a dinner at the local diner would be in everyone's better interests. Everyone left happy, though Brolmir Thistle-Burr did leave $420 poorer because of it.
(Awww come on, Usanda. Leave that skinny little Bosmer with the long bushy hair alone. It's bad enough that he has to go through life looking like a toilet brush. He doesn't need to worry about you trying to have him for dinner.)
May the power of the Tart compel you! Engaer was obviously possessed by something when he brazenly provoked a fight with Gilvoth Dagoth, a known enemy of Engaer's lover. "It was totally unfair! He took me completely by surprise! I didn't have a chance!"
(I happened to see Gilvoth and Yanna having a heated argument at the Supernatural Hangout. When Yanna started slapping him, I was rooting for Gilvoth to bounce that Tart off the brick walls. Unfortunately he never did. Come on, Gilvoth. You wouldn't even put up with that from Aeronwen, so why aren't you putting Yanna in her place?)
"Given the state of this town, I'm glad there is time to sit and chat like normal folks," remarked Anaril of Sunhold. "Darkfell and I are busy-busy duking it out with the forces of evil, but still enjoy sharing our stories over a cup of hot cocoa."
(Based on what I've seen in this town, I'm wondering if you two are taking too many breaks.)
"Oh my, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! Come on over here and let me get a real good look at you. Mmmmm....Scrumptious!" Morgana le Hex appears to like waht she sees when it comes to Verandis Ravenwatch.
(So...the big knock-down hair-pulling fight that is going to take place will involve Morgana as well as Merriweather and Yanna.)
At least there were no fires set to anyone's home today. That's always a good thing.
Here is the news that was broadcasted to them shortly after they finished their morning chores.
Anaril unexpectedly adopted one of the wild zebras (a black and white one). I guess he thought that his big white charger needed a companion.
Apparently Ashara Dagoth has been gleefully gloating to her fellow compatriots about a recent equipment malfunction at Godonir Black Claw's home. From what we can gather, a Harvard's Water Collection Set mysteriously self-destructed in Godonor's face.
(Good. That cruel werewolf deserved it.)
Gwendis Ravenwatch was still all a flutter after a recent tryst with the local casanova Tureynul Dagoth. Friends have noted that she talks about nothing else, and is quite free with the juicy details.
(Whether any of us want to hear them or not.)
"Oh, master, drink from me! Drink deep and be refreshed with my unworthy plasma!" Sounding like a reasonable suggestion, Verandis Ravenwatch did just that, and Merriweather Golden seemed to enjoy the attention.
(Poor Anaril. This must be so humiliating.)
"Welcome to the organization! We meet regularly to discuss the scourge of villainy in town, and to share tricks of the trade in dealing with the local menaces, and yes, we even validate parking." Larena Fernwood has joined the Helsing in the fight against evil!
(Neldor and Thorinor both immediately called Darkfell and pleaded with him not to give their baby sister any dangerous assignments.)
Darkfell was witnessed being chased around the park by a ravenous vampire. It appears that Adusa had decided to get the plasma flowing by having her prey work out prior to having lunch. "Adusa loves it when the run!"
(I'm sure Darkfell was just trying to tire Adusa out before he hit her.)
Fellow pack members Usanda Moon Leaf and Godonir Black Claw were seen howling at the moon recently, probably getting ready for a night out on the town. Watch yourselves out there, folk!
(Be sure to lock your doors. Werewolves don't need an invitation to come into your home.)
"He is simply irresistible! I feel drawn to his presence. the feeling is so intense...so exciting!" Sounds like Yanna Swift Leaf has fallen hard for the awe inspiring wonder who is Verandis Ravenwatch.
(In other words, Yanna and Merriweather will soon be getting into a knock-down, hair-pulling fight.)
In an attempt to keep a local Harpy off his case, Thorinor Jackle-Thorn recently attempted to bribe Sophelia LaChance. Sophelia took the $104 and then immediately commented that Thorinor may want to consider implants to help improve his rather unflattering figure.
(You didn't really think the bribe would work, did you, Thorinor?)
Usanda Moon Leaf and Gwendis Ravenwatch had some heated words on the street recently in regards to whom the local casanova loves more. "Loves me!" "No, me!" "ME!" Apparently this childish display continued for quite some time.
(So a werewolf and a vampire are in a love triangle with a Heartwight. Just another day in Tamriel. For a moment I thought something strange was going on.)
Usanda Moon Leaf may have had her mind set on some fine Thistle-Burr dining, but after having a quick chat with her entree, Bromir was able to convince the Feral that a dinner at the local diner would be in everyone's better interests. Everyone left happy, though Brolmir Thistle-Burr did leave $420 poorer because of it.
(Awww come on, Usanda. Leave that skinny little Bosmer with the long bushy hair alone. It's bad enough that he has to go through life looking like a toilet brush. He doesn't need to worry about you trying to have him for dinner.)
May the power of the Tart compel you! Engaer was obviously possessed by something when he brazenly provoked a fight with Gilvoth Dagoth, a known enemy of Engaer's lover. "It was totally unfair! He took me completely by surprise! I didn't have a chance!"
(I happened to see Gilvoth and Yanna having a heated argument at the Supernatural Hangout. When Yanna started slapping him, I was rooting for Gilvoth to bounce that Tart off the brick walls. Unfortunately he never did. Come on, Gilvoth. You wouldn't even put up with that from Aeronwen, so why aren't you putting Yanna in her place?)
"Given the state of this town, I'm glad there is time to sit and chat like normal folks," remarked Anaril of Sunhold. "Darkfell and I are busy-busy duking it out with the forces of evil, but still enjoy sharing our stories over a cup of hot cocoa."
(Based on what I've seen in this town, I'm wondering if you two are taking too many breaks.)
"Oh my, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! Come on over here and let me get a real good look at you. Mmmmm....Scrumptious!" Morgana le Hex appears to like waht she sees when it comes to Verandis Ravenwatch.
(So...the big knock-down hair-pulling fight that is going to take place will involve Morgana as well as Merriweather and Yanna.)
At least there were no fires set to anyone's home today. That's always a good thing.
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Thorinor needs implants? What? Sophelia is silly.
Those birdhouses are pretty.
Maybe Gilvoth secretly likes being slapped around by a feisty Bosmer womer, lol.
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Yeah, that's a popular piece of furniture. I tend to use it all of the houses I've decorated since it's so versatile.
Maybe Gilvoth secretly likes being slapped around by a feisty Bosmer womer, lol.
LOL Good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee. That could be it. He misses being beaten up by Aeronwen and now that she's not getting involved with House matters Gilvoth has to go elsewhere to be hit.
Oh gosh I just realized that Gilvoth's fight with Heartwight Aeronwen was probably the most contact he's ever had with a female. Or with anyone for that matter.