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Vemyn and Therana aren't often seen around the valley, but when they are they make a scene. Earlier this particular morning they lost control of the local grocery store due to a pair of concerned citizens buying the controlling shares of the business.
A chipmunk reporter managed to capture this scene at the horse training grounds on memory crystal:
Tureynul was standing near the fence observing some horses being taken around the obstacle course (or rather he was observing Vallisara and Alandis who were there with their horses). Vemyn and Therana suddenly arrived. After sneaking up on Tureynul, Vemyn hit him in the face with a water balloon.
Tureynul: "Damn it, Vemyn! What was that for?"
Vemyn: "As you know, Therana and I have been buying up businesses around town. That's the sort of thing that a Kingpin and Queenpin do. We had owned the controlling shares of Everfresh foods, but someone else just bought us out! It's not even called Everfresh anymore! We liked that name, and the slogan we gave it."
Therana: "Everfresh...as fresh as the corpses we've preserved."
Tureynul (shaking water off himself) "You thought that was a good slogan?" *wipes water off his face* "What does this have to do with me? I didn't buy the grocery store."
Vemyn: "You are often, shall we say, out and about. After all, here you are out in the sticks at this pony ring. We thought you might know who owns Rosewood Farm. Those are the people who now have controlling interest in the grocery store, which is now Rosewood Produce."
Therana "The new slogan is 'Rosewood Produce; lovingly tended from our field to your table'. What kind of slogan is that?!"
Tureynul: "Oh come on! You know I don't pay any attention to exactly who is toiling the soil! I just go to the market and buy what I'm in the mood to eat! Besides, I have my own problems. What's Her Name is still bothering me even though she now has some other mer's bun in the oven!"
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Speaking of What's Her Name, here is Yanna with Engaer's bun in her oven.
*Nerst looks at his notes and reads into the Dwemer-made microphone* : "Engaer was seen spilling his sorrows to the Fiddler's Green bartender. For hours he lamented over 'being shackled for life to a shallow gold-digging kleptomaniac'. Engaer then went out to the fairground where he spend some time cursing at and kicking one of the haystacks before setting the haystack on fire. We can only speculate as to why Engaer was so angry with that particular haystack."
More news later as details come in...:)
A chipmunk reporter managed to capture this scene at the horse training grounds on memory crystal:
Tureynul was standing near the fence observing some horses being taken around the obstacle course (or rather he was observing Vallisara and Alandis who were there with their horses). Vemyn and Therana suddenly arrived. After sneaking up on Tureynul, Vemyn hit him in the face with a water balloon.
Tureynul: "Damn it, Vemyn! What was that for?"
Vemyn: "As you know, Therana and I have been buying up businesses around town. That's the sort of thing that a Kingpin and Queenpin do. We had owned the controlling shares of Everfresh foods, but someone else just bought us out! It's not even called Everfresh anymore! We liked that name, and the slogan we gave it."
Therana: "Everfresh...as fresh as the corpses we've preserved."
Tureynul (shaking water off himself) "You thought that was a good slogan?" *wipes water off his face* "What does this have to do with me? I didn't buy the grocery store."
Vemyn: "You are often, shall we say, out and about. After all, here you are out in the sticks at this pony ring. We thought you might know who owns Rosewood Farm. Those are the people who now have controlling interest in the grocery store, which is now Rosewood Produce."
Therana "The new slogan is 'Rosewood Produce; lovingly tended from our field to your table'. What kind of slogan is that?!"
Tureynul: "Oh come on! You know I don't pay any attention to exactly who is toiling the soil! I just go to the market and buy what I'm in the mood to eat! Besides, I have my own problems. What's Her Name is still bothering me even though she now has some other mer's bun in the oven!"
Speaking of What's Her Name, here is Yanna with Engaer's bun in her oven.
*Nerst looks at his notes and reads into the Dwemer-made microphone* : "Engaer was seen spilling his sorrows to the Fiddler's Green bartender. For hours he lamented over 'being shackled for life to a shallow gold-digging kleptomaniac'. Engaer then went out to the fairground where he spend some time cursing at and kicking one of the haystacks before setting the haystack on fire. We can only speculate as to why Engaer was so angry with that particular haystack."
More news later as details come in...:)
