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Thank Azura and Y'ffre for the NRaas Cupcake mod. It's now set up to automatically restock the shelves at the bakery every morning at 5AM, which is good because Aeronwen simply couldn't bake things fast enough to keep the shelves full. Especially not with certain townies coming in and buying the cakes, pies, cookies, and cobbler the moment they were put on the shelves.
Now for the news...which ends on a rather disgusting note (you've been warned).
"And what has Barenziah done for us recently?" groaned Engaer. "She seems to have the impression that we should all just grovel at her amazingness with nothing substantial to show for it! Bah!"
(Would Engaer feel differently if Barenziah decided to gift him with a large sum of money?)
Miser McCann's Restaurant has a new owner by the name of local mer Vemyn Dagoth. Now this may not be news-worthy on the best of days, but because Vemyn is suspected of being a notorious crime boss, it is cause for speculation.
(Town residents are strongly advised to cease eating at this particular bistro. There is no telling what is now going into the food.)
Engaer has struck a blow against Tart Haters by breaking into Endus Dagoth's home and busting up his Lazy Lounger. "What is this town coming to?" muttered Endus.
(Engaer, I know that you're an extremely tough Bosmer, but you're messing with Heartwights. First Gilvoth and now Endus. Sooner or later you're going to find yourself tossed up into a tree.)
"It's busted all right, and the repair bill is coming out of my wallet for sure," groaned Gilvoth Dagoth. Apparently someone purposefully broke the Unsinkable Sink at his house. "It was most likely Engaer. I've never liked him or his Tart 'friend'."
(Engaer, you're treading on extremely thin ice. Yanna isn't worth it.)
Usanda Moon-Leafs no-nonsense attitude toward life appears to have an invigorating effect on those she has been terrorizing. Engaer is simply unable to pull his attention away from the Feral nowadays, leaving friends a little bewildered.
(Well maybe this she-wolf is the one who will finally knock some sense into Engaer.)
Sarasvati Aryon was out making the rounds recently, collecting on her business investments. She pocketed a cool 2,500 septims in profit, reported one local.
(While this isn't exactly scandalous, I don't think Sarasvati and Thorinor want the exact amounts of their profits to be advertised in the news.)
"That Crassius Curio is sullying my good name with his deplorable actions! I simply cannot stand for it!" commented Tureynul Dagoth. The Casanova is none too impressed with the actions of the local Gigolo.
(Because not even knowing the names of the ladies you sleep with is far more classy than Crassius charging money for her services.)
Master Neloth was involved in a fracas this afternoon with local thug Godonir Black Claw. The unfortunate victim, Neloth, was kicked in the gut and left breathless but was otherwise unharmed. There was no known motive for the attack.
(I started to feel bad about laughing at this but then I remembered that when Neloth was the town Thug he was the one who was always jumping out and punching people in the face. It's fitting that he's now on the receiving end of the thuggery.)
Tanor the Sleaze's obsession with Barenziah appears to be reaching new heights. "Barenziah is my one and only! I want all of her all the time! Gimme gimme!" Watch your britches Barenziah, or you could find yourself in some heat.
(............Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww! Aeronwen, Acacia, if you two are out there listening to this, I am so sorry. There isn't enough brain bleach in the world to help you two with this.)
Crassius, don't be surprised if you end up with a rash the next time you "do business" with Barenziah.
Neldor *to Darkfell* "How is Acacia holding up? Aeronwen has been gagging ever since the news about Tanor and Barenziah was broadcasted over the airwaves."
Now for the news...which ends on a rather disgusting note (you've been warned).
"And what has Barenziah done for us recently?" groaned Engaer. "She seems to have the impression that we should all just grovel at her amazingness with nothing substantial to show for it! Bah!"
(Would Engaer feel differently if Barenziah decided to gift him with a large sum of money?)
Miser McCann's Restaurant has a new owner by the name of local mer Vemyn Dagoth. Now this may not be news-worthy on the best of days, but because Vemyn is suspected of being a notorious crime boss, it is cause for speculation.
(Town residents are strongly advised to cease eating at this particular bistro. There is no telling what is now going into the food.)
Engaer has struck a blow against Tart Haters by breaking into Endus Dagoth's home and busting up his Lazy Lounger. "What is this town coming to?" muttered Endus.
(Engaer, I know that you're an extremely tough Bosmer, but you're messing with Heartwights. First Gilvoth and now Endus. Sooner or later you're going to find yourself tossed up into a tree.)
"It's busted all right, and the repair bill is coming out of my wallet for sure," groaned Gilvoth Dagoth. Apparently someone purposefully broke the Unsinkable Sink at his house. "It was most likely Engaer. I've never liked him or his Tart 'friend'."
(Engaer, you're treading on extremely thin ice. Yanna isn't worth it.)
Usanda Moon-Leafs no-nonsense attitude toward life appears to have an invigorating effect on those she has been terrorizing. Engaer is simply unable to pull his attention away from the Feral nowadays, leaving friends a little bewildered.
(Well maybe this she-wolf is the one who will finally knock some sense into Engaer.)
Sarasvati Aryon was out making the rounds recently, collecting on her business investments. She pocketed a cool 2,500 septims in profit, reported one local.
(While this isn't exactly scandalous, I don't think Sarasvati and Thorinor want the exact amounts of their profits to be advertised in the news.)
"That Crassius Curio is sullying my good name with his deplorable actions! I simply cannot stand for it!" commented Tureynul Dagoth. The Casanova is none too impressed with the actions of the local Gigolo.
(Because not even knowing the names of the ladies you sleep with is far more classy than Crassius charging money for her services.)
Master Neloth was involved in a fracas this afternoon with local thug Godonir Black Claw. The unfortunate victim, Neloth, was kicked in the gut and left breathless but was otherwise unharmed. There was no known motive for the attack.
(I started to feel bad about laughing at this but then I remembered that when Neloth was the town Thug he was the one who was always jumping out and punching people in the face. It's fitting that he's now on the receiving end of the thuggery.)
Tanor the Sleaze's obsession with Barenziah appears to be reaching new heights. "Barenziah is my one and only! I want all of her all the time! Gimme gimme!" Watch your britches Barenziah, or you could find yourself in some heat.
(............Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww! Aeronwen, Acacia, if you two are out there listening to this, I am so sorry. There isn't enough brain bleach in the world to help you two with this.)
Crassius, don't be surprised if you end up with a rash the next time you "do business" with Barenziah.
Neldor *to Darkfell* "How is Acacia holding up? Aeronwen has been gagging ever since the news about Tanor and Barenziah was broadcasted over the airwaves."
